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		<title>Jokes and Riddles</title>
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		<description>Ask and find Riddles and pahaliayan ,Jokes and test yourself.....</description>
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			<title>D E F I N I T I O N S</title>
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			<dc:creator>Noor</dc:creator>
			<description>Doctor:



A person who killsyour ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.



Cigarette:



A pinch of ]tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end a fool on the other.



Compromise:



The art of dividinga cake in such a way that everybody elieves he got the biggest piece.



Dictionary:



A place where success comes before work.



Conference Room:



A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.



Classic:



A book which people  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:24:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Who is Clever? Teacher or student?,, &amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt; JIYA&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;</title>
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			<dc:creator>JIYA</dc:creator>
			<description>One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night







And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.



In the morning they thought of a plan.







They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt.







They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night







and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car!







all the way back and that they were in no  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:06:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Aadmi Aur Jin &amp;lt;&amp;lt;Noor&amp;gt;&amp;gt;</title>
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			<dc:creator>Noor</dc:creator>
			<description>k Admi Ne Ek Din Jin Ko Aazad Kiya To Jin bola&quot;Mere AAqa! Koi Hukam Dein&quot;







Man,&quot;Oki,Tum Ek Road Bana Do,Mere Ghar Se America Tak.&quot;







Jin Said:&quot;Mere Aqa It's Very Difficult,As Huge Jungles, Mountains 'n' sea come on da way.&quot;







Man Said:&quot;Oki Meri Biwi Ko mera Tabedaar Bana Do.&quot;







Jin Said&quot;Aqa Road Single Bnana hai Ya Double &quot;



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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:06:31 GMT</pubDate>
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